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I learned to do all kinds of things in
vet school. I learned to collect semen from a 2,000-pound bull, take the temps of bratty
racehorses at all hours of the night, sit through eight consecutive hours of lectures, and somehow survive the extremes of sleep deprivation throughout.
Unfortunately, not everything I learned was something I could put to use in the normal course of my work life — nor was it all I might have hoped to learn.
Here are seven examples of things I didn’t learn in vet school.
1. How to hold a cat. It might surprise you to hear that Handling Animals 101 is not on any veterinary school curriculum I know of (at least not back when I graduated), nor are many really basic behavior-related techniques. Walking a fearful
dog on a leash, reading a horse’s expression (preferably before sticking that thermometer in), knowing which
cats need an especially light touch — they’re all learned on the job.
2. How not to get bitten, scratched, kicked, clawed, stung, butted or gored. Though most students I knew managed to avoid serious bodily harm in veterinary school (sadly, I can't include myself here), few received any formal instruction in the art of not getting maimed. Thankfully, this also can be learned on the job.
3. How to clip nails. I never learned to express
anal glands either. It’s the simple things that tend to get short shrift in veterinary programs, which probably explains why most veterinary schools won’t even look at an application unless the student is armed with some serious experience in the field.
4. How to handle rejection. When you consider your own pets’ reaction to a veterinary environment, you might understand. Since pets don’t always love their veterinarians, I had to learn early on to handle rejection. And it’s not just pets who give veterinarians the cold shoulder. Their owners sometimes shut me down, too: “That dental is too expensive.” “Those drugs have too many side effects.” “I’d rather try X, Y, Z first.” All that and clients sometimes “divorce” their vets, too.
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