You might know the old saying, "Offense wins games, but defense wins championships." Well, that's all fine and true, but we'll take it a step further and declare that a cat playing defense wins our hearts. Who cares about the NBA lockout when you've got a ferocious feline ready to block shots?

Now he just needs some itty-bitty shoes. And a jersey. And maybe a group of kittens for cheerleaders. Oh! And a tiny water bottle filled with milk.