We tend to think our pets are pretty talented when they manage to follow a few simple commands, like sit, stay and roll over. This teeny turtle puts all of that to shame, however, with his reptilian rhapsody.

OK, fine. There may be a chance that the turtle is doing the keyboard equivalent of lip syncing but who cares, this guy has presence. Watch out, Keyboard Cat, you’ve got competition. And you know how those tortoises are in competition!