smear campaign bags

If you're standing strongly behind your presidential candidate of choice and firmly believe his opponent is full of, uh, bad ideas, we've got just the product for you: Smear Campaign Political Poop Bags! We first saw these over at Dog Milk and have been laughing about them ever since.

Can you blame us? Picture this: You're at the dog park, and you pick up, you know, what you have to pick up, using one of these bags. As you walk toward the garbage, instead of politely looking away, everyone will be straining to see the picture on your poop bag. And when they realize, they'll either have a laugh or, well, you'll know not to talk politics with them, right?

The degradable Obama and Romney bags come 80 to a box and fit standard bag holders.