Headlines flooded social media Thursday with comedian Ellen DeGeneres’ news that she and her wife Portia De Rossi had adopted a 9-week-old “kid.” But it quickly became clear that the new addition was actually a puppy — who they named Kid. “I named him Kid because, ya know, people, there have been rumors forever. When are you and Portia gonna have a kid?” DeGeneres joked on her talk show. “So, now I can say we have a Kid. So it can just stop.” Still, it sounds like DeGeneres has had plenty of sleepless nights, much like she really does have a kid. Luckily, Kid fits right in with the couple’s two older dogs, Augie and Wolf. — Read more at People Pets